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Would you believe it? After nearly five years we're still waiting for the lazy b***gers to come up with a bit about themselves. So this will have to do for now! Click on a link or scroll down.
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Part Irish (through a friend of his Dad's), Paul is the multi-instumentalist of the band (try saying that after a few!). As well as Cracked Flag, Paul has been a member of several bands including Five Penny Piece (but he doesn't like to be reminded of it). FAVOURITE FOOD: Apple Pie & Custard FAVOURITE DRINK Sarah Hughes Dark Ruby Mild FAVOURITE BAND EVER: Albert Lee FAVOURITE TV EVER: HOBBIES: Needlepoint, FAVOURITE TEAMS: Man Utd, Bolton Wonderers,
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Dave was born at a very early age and probably went to school about the same time as you (half eight or so). Called the memory man because of his ability to dredge up monologues that haven't been performed in years, Dave wants to be remembered as the man who shot JR. FAVOURITE FOOD: Fahitas FAVOURITE DRINK: Holt's Best Bitter FAVOURITE BAND EVER: Beatles FAVOURITE TV EVER: HOBBIES: Cooking, Topiary and Point-to-Point. WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET: The bloke who shot JR FAVOURITE TEAMS: Man Utd,
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Too poor to be born, Pete was knitted by the WRVS and slipped through Mum & Dad's letter box when they weren't looking. Pete writes most of the band's original material (unlike that gag - sorry Mike!) and wants to be remembered as the second bloke to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse! FAVOURITE FOOD: Vindaloo FAVOURITE DRINK: Holts' Best Bitter FAVOURITE BAND EVER: Dire Straits FAVOURITE TV EVER: Father Ted HOBBIES: Ice sculpture, Macrami and Bog Snorkeling WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET: Albert Einstein FAVOURITE TEAMS: Man Utd, FC Utd of Manchester, Salford City Reds
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